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joachimmurat:

I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

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kellysue:

If Geek Girls Acted Like Geek Guys

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

Finally changing my icon to the plant prince of my heart.

thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:m
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

When I was a man, I thought it ended
Well I knew love’s perfect ache
But my peace has always depended
On all the ashes in my way

-“Arsonist’s Lullabye”, Hozier