Misfits Boys for Drafted Magazine
Misfits Boys for Drafted Magazine
okay but seriously, conversations that need to be in blood of olympus:
someone sits nico down and has a nice long illuminating talk with him that touches on such topics as “has anyone ever actually told you why ganymede is zeus’s cupbearer” and “does the name hyacinthus sound familiar to you” and “ask apollo about zephyr sometime” and “so how much do you actually know about achilles and patroclus” and “son let me impress something upon you: we’re ancient greeks, we are up to our helmets in dudes kissing, literally nobody is going to give you shit for this”
oh la la~~~ your boy thing better watch out b/c i’m coming to steal his girl
yeah son. he’s one lucky mother fucker.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I mean, I’m only 5’ 4” and 140 pounds.
But I have fourteen years of training in Kempo and Judo and a third degree black belt in both, ten years of training in Aikido and a black belt in that, can bench press 380 pounds and punch through solid brick.
Soo… Bring it ^.^
i just want to fuckin kiss you but i fuckin can’t because ur not fuckin here
heels and arrows, knives and lipstick.
testing out the waters because why not
werewolf Lavender Brown is everything
- when she’s being treated in St. Mungo’s right after her attack, a healer tells her she’s lucky to be alive and she says “I am a were” and the healer just glares and is like “how are you a real person”
- at first, she wears a lot of makeup and tries a lot of spells to make her scars less noticeable. As she gets older, she starts to think of them with a certain sort of pride because she’s so strong and she’s survived war and monsters and lived to tell about it
- she has to plan dates avoiding full moons, and amuses herself by coming up with colorful excuses for why she can’t go out on certain nights (“I’m starting an indie rock band with a house elf and we have practice that night” “I’m prepping for the next triwizard tournament. They won’t care if I’m too old once they see my sick moves”)
- she does a ton of research in old spellbooks and everyone’s like “wow Lav you’re really hitting the books these days aren’t you” but mostly it’s because she wants to find a spell so that when she transforms, her outfits don’t get messed up and torn by morning
- she calls herself “a dog person” all the time and thinks it’s really funny
#she ends every floo conversation with Parvati with some horrible werewolf pun#and parvati is 110% done with it #like how the hell can there be so many lycanthropy puns #it turns out george weasley has been supplying her with them#because obvs he’s going to take the mickey out of bill as much as possible #he does have to do twice the pranking and joking now
things i need: modern day reinterpretation of greek mythology where artemis turns men who street harass women into stags and turns them out into the woods during hunting season ʘ‿ʘ
#and aphrodite turns those who are shitty to the ones who love them into frogs#and hera helps women who need to find a.place for an abortion or birth control bc every woman deserves to choose when to start a family #and hestia protects those who are unsafe in their own homes #and athena gives strength and support to the women who are treated unfairly in the workplace, in the military, in just about anywhere (lycaonthropy)
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”